Elephants are lovely old creatures, with graceful trunks and the wisest-seeming features, they are placid at peace and furious in war, but let me give you a piece of advice, good sir...
NEVER elect to have an elephant in your backyard.
An elephant's graces are mainly for show because, as a wise creature he knows that if he's appealing he'll get lots of nuts... and you'll be the one stuck with what comes out his butt.
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Elephants are lovely old creatures,
ReplyDeletewith graceful trunks and the wisest-seeming features,
they are placid at peace and furious in war,
but let me give you a piece of advice, good sir...
NEVER elect to have an elephant in your backyard.
An elephant's graces are mainly for show
because, as a wise creature he knows
that if he's appealing he'll get lots of nuts...
and you'll be the one stuck with what comes out his butt.