Wednesday, September 12, 2007

1 comment:

  1. Elephants are lovely old creatures,
    with graceful trunks and the wisest-seeming features,
    they are placid at peace and furious in war,
    but let me give you a piece of advice, good sir...

    NEVER elect to have an elephant in your backyard.

    An elephant's graces are mainly for show
    because, as a wise creature he knows
    that if he's appealing he'll get lots of nuts...
    and you'll be the one stuck with what comes out his butt.